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There once was a bird of great fame,
Spotted north of its normal claim,
Only the second time seen,
In lands so lush and green,
A rare sight, bringing much acclaim.

There once was a man named Axelrod
Who thought immigration enforcement flawed
Both Dems and Reps, he said
Would not want it to be dead
In large numbers, the idea was flawed.

There once was a mother from Springfield
Who called the police, feeling quite chilled
She thought there was a prowler
Outside her home, what a bother
But the officers found nothing revealed

There once was a Sec of Trans,
Who shared some tales that were quite grand,
About Trump and Vance,
In a telling dance,
Their actions hard to withstand.

There once was a place called Georgia,
Where voting rights caused much euphoria.
Kristin Nabers did say,
It’s a blueprint, hooray!
All Voting Is Local, the story will tell ya.

No knight in armor so bright,
Democracy’s savior in sight.
It’s up to us all,
To answer the call,
And protect our rights with our might.

There once was a woman quite fair,
Her husband’s story she’d share,
On Fox News she did say,
In a documentary display,
Melania’s tale she did declare.

There once was a city named mine,
Where change was seen as a sign,
A departure was marked,
From broad sweeps that sparked,
Backlash and challenges in time.

There once was a host quite dashing,
Whose show was known for its bashing,
He said with a grin,
It’s simple, my kin,
The Daily Show’s humor, ever flashing.

There once was an ICE staffer from Milan,
Who would only work in a diplomatic plan,
For the 2026 games,
With no mention of names,
Just a job at the consulate began.