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There once was an economist renowned
Who said the world’s bonds were unwound
“The US is in the rearview,”
He said with a view,
“We’re moving toward a new profound.”

There once was a president, renown,
Who tweeted ’bout Pretti’s stock down,
At 1:26 a.m.,
He fired off a gem,
In a tweet that caused quite a frown.

There once was an Olympian so great,
Left limping with a knee in a state,
Winter games brought her fame,
But now in pain, what a shame,
Keeping weight off her knee is her fate.

There once was a president in office
Critics on social media made a promise
They gave him the cold shoulder
Over a comment that was bolder
But he continued on with zero remorse

There once was a strike in Syria,
From the U.S., it was quite eerie,
Weeks had passed by,
With a loud battle cry,
In the country, the tension was dreary.

There once was a president bold,
Who tried to avoid the U.N. fold,
But his plan went awry,
And caused powers high,
To reaffirm their support, we’re told.

There once were some officials in charge
Who used a sad event to enlarge
Their power and their fame
By unfairly placing blame
On the victim of a shooting so large.

A software company’s lonely top,
Caused the S&P 500 to drop,
With more than two-thirds,
It caused market woes,
Their stock price took quite the big flop.

There once was a president named Trump,
Who said tickets were selling a lump,
But photos revealed,
Empty seats unconcealed,
Proving his claim was just a dump.

There once was a tech giant named Microsoft,
Whose cloud business did not meet the trust,
Their market value did drop,
While Meta came out on top,
With a gain that left them feeling robust.