There once was a gov from Minnesota,
Who said with a tone of astonia
“We’ve never been at war
With the feds, that’s for sure,
Let’s keep it that way in euphoria.”
There once was a man named Sandweg
To the Homeland Security head, he did beg
The fatal shooting was no terror act
But a tragic event, that’s a fact
In Minneapolis, they didn’t find what they’d pegged
There once was a man named Spencer Pratt
Lost his home in a fire, that was that
Now he’s aiming for more
Says he’ll run for the mayor
In L.A., he’s ready to chat
There once were protesters with sighs,
In Minneapolis, New York, and Chicago’s skies,
They spoke out with might,
Against ICE’s blight,
On a Wednesday, their voices arise.
There once was a health secretary quite wary
Who revealed the Trump admin’s dietary
Guidance was upside-down
It caused quite a frown
In a conspiracy-filled tale quite scary
There once was a church full of mourning,
When shots rang out without warning,
The people inside,
Had nowhere to hide,
In grief, they were left all adorning.
There once was a comic named Ronny,
Who found Trump’s actions quite funny,
He mocked the administration,
For Venezuela’s situation,
Their lack of exit just made him chortle with glee.
There once was a man named Kimmel
Who made sure his support did not dwindle
With a custom takedown
For Mayor Frey in the town
Showing his loyalty, not a swindle.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose press secretary caused quite a jump,
Compared to an authoritarian,
She spoke in a manner barbarian,
Her words like a dictatorial thump.
There once was a woman named Miller
Whose views on vaccines were much griller
She said with a grin
“Dirt I’ll put in
My husband won’t get any filler”