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There once was a man named Tony,
His CBS debut was quite bony,
But on Tuesday night,
He showcased his might,
With a glowing segment on a big crony.

There once was a man with connections,
To powerful men, he had reflections.
The photographer wrote,
About him, he dote,
But details he gave in small sections.

There once was a mayor from ‘Sota,
Who confirmed a shooting in a post-a.
He criticized Trump
And his immigration stump,
For causing tensions to grow-a.

There once was a “Morning Joe” host
Who ranted about Greenland the most
He cursed with great might
As he spoke of the fight
To annex by force, a bold boast

There once was a professor named Darren,
Fired from his job without fair warnin’,
The president said sorry,
For this wrongful story,
At Austin Peay, the issue was glarin’.

There once was a mayor named Frey
Who had something important to say
To ICE he did shout
“Get the f**k out!”
No spinning of truth, no delay

There once was a board from Warner,
Who rejected a bid quite a charmer,
From Paramount Skydance,
They gave it no chance,
Their decision couldn’t be warmer.

There once was a Late Show host so merry
Who teased the president, quite contrary
Dismal TV ratings in sight
For his first time hosting that night
A limerick to make us all wary

There once was a lady so fair,
Who claimed the supporters did care.
The president’s fans,
Were not just her man’s,
But nice to her, they all did declare.

There once was a film that enthralled
Its ending was grand
A masterpiece so well planned
The montage, it said it all