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There once was a host named Abby
Who responded quite bluntly and savvy
To a pundit who defended
With views that were mended
She shut him down, leaving him crabby.

There once was a man named Terry,
Who called out Chase for acting contrary.
As SNL’s first gay star,
He spoke out from afar,
And didn’t hold back, not one bit, not any.

There once was a bidder so great,
In Wall Street he held all the weight,
But the president sneered,
When his bid was cleared,
Said it was just “peanuts,” not first-rate.

There once was a phenom so bold,
In politics, her story was told.
A democratic-socialist star,
Watched closely, near and far,
Her journey, a tale to unfold.

There once were officials so grand,
For the National Links Trust they did stand,
“Devastated,” they cried,
When the decision was tried,
Their hopes dashed, like castles in sand.

There once were some folks in a pickle,
No insurance from work, what a trickle.
No Medicaid or Medicare,
They were left in despair,
The change hit a cross-section so fickle.

There once were some characters so fair,
Whose copyright was freed from its snare,
Now creators can play,
In a new, vibrant way,
Without permission or payment to share.

There once was a list that was cursed,
With words that were considered the worst,
From “6-7” to “reach out,”
People gave them a shout,
On the Banished Words List they were immersed.

There once was an actor named Loki,
Who found a role that was quite holy,
He described it as grand,
In a magazine stand,
Life-altering and quite low-key.

There once was an agency who claimed
That deporting was their new aim.
Not just immigrants, they’d send away
Anyone who dared to stay.
Their message of fear was proclaimed.