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There once was a president named Trump
Pushing the country to a slump
With reasons unclear
The world must now fear
For crisis, he’s leading the jump

There once was a defense secretary
Whose words were filled with bravado, you see
At a press conference one day
He had plenty to say
But his actions were lacking in clarity.

The Venezuelan government’s heat,
Called it an “imperialist attack” feat,
Urged citizens to take,
To the streets for their sake,
Protesting with passion so sweet.

There once was a duo named Moore,
Who with Zhang founded HieFo,
Their platform did grow,
With a wide reach, you know,
A success story they did score.

There once was a judge named VanDyke,
Appointed by Trump, what a striking sight.
He declared the law couldn’t stand,
In the Supreme Court’s ruling so grand,
A landmark for gun rights, quite a spike!

A dozen orders Adams did say,
Since his indictment came his way,
To allow federal agents, oh my,
Including those with immigration, why,
To use an office on Rikers today.

There once was a lad named Sturdivant,
Charged with aiding a terrorist rant,
At just eighteen years old,
His future’s on hold,
For his actions, he’ll surely recant.

There once was a woman named Jones,
Whose body was found on New Year’s Day,
At thirty-four years old,
Her story untold,
In mystery her fate still remains unknown.

There once was a Late Show host so wise,
Who learned from billionaires’ great prize.
He got blunt and he said,
With a shake of his head,
“Money’s power, but kindness does rise.”

There once was a doctor named Reiner,
Who found Trump’s statements a bit finer,
His medication use,
Left him quite confused,
Baffled by the president’s designer.