Bill Clinton Faces Grilling From Lawmakers Over His Connections To Jeffrey Epstein
There once was a president, quite wise,
Behind closed doors he’d advise,
Deposition he gave,
The truth he did pave,
While Hillary sat with lawmakers’ eyes.
There once was a president, quite wise,
Behind closed doors he’d advise,
Deposition he gave,
The truth he did pave,
While Hillary sat with lawmakers’ eyes.
A merger of Paramount and Warner,
Would unite two big studios to garner.
With streaming and news,
Their power will fuse,
In Hollywood, this match will be a charmer.
A committee with rules not enforced,
Left everyone feeling coerced,
Rep. Garcia was shocked,
As the guidelines were blocked,
And the standards of conduct were endorsed.
There once was a host of “Late Night”
Who took time to process a slight
He pondered with care
Then responded with flair
In the end, he got it just right
There once was a host of “Late Night”
Who took time to process a slight
He pondered with care
Then responded with flair
In the end, he got it just right
There once was a VP claim from Trump,
On social media, it was a bit of a dump.
Responses were harsh,
It left him with a tarnished march,
Not the best way to make a jump.
There once was a late night host so sly,
Who showed the president a key ally,
In footage so awkward,
It made viewers gawk,
As they watched on with a gasp and a sigh.
There’s a ‘Hell No’ that’s quite absurd
Polite and refined, so I’ve heard
It’s the politest one
Underneath the sun
A commenter’s word, not a bird
From “I wanna go home grandma”
To “the hair found me”
Kids sure say funny things
Their innocence brings
Joy and laughter for all to see
There once was a host of Late Show,
Who mocked the president’s big blow,
In the one area that mattered,
The president’s pride was shattered,
As the host’s jokes caused quite a show.