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There once was a doctor named Attia,
Whose contributor role was quite new,
Not yet had it truly begun,
A spokesperson said to Huff Post,
Meaningful work was long overdue.

There once was a senator named Lee,
Whose message just didn’t land with glee,
He pulled it away,
At the end of the day,
Hoping for a new strategy.

A Prince named Andrew was caught,
Mandelson’s arrest was not for naught.
Both faced suspicion of crime,
In public office, no dime,
Their reputations quickly forgot.

There once was a man, 32 years old
Who committed a crime rather bold
Stabbings in December
May lead to a life so somber
In court, his fate will be told.

There once was a data chief of CNN
Who saw Trump’s numbers sink in
Record lows they did hit
Before Congress he’d sit
His ratings took a major spin

There once was a woman named Sandra,
Who thought Trump would cause quite a panda,
He’d focus on the worst,
But her husband, not cursed,
In his eyes, he’d be seen as a ganda.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who caused quite a stir in the dump.
He invited the women,
Along with the men,
Both teams had earned gold, with a thump.

There once was a team from Bremen,
Whose values were noble and human,
In a city of strife,
They chose a new life,
And remained true to their anthem.

There once was a show quite bright,
That did a deep dive one night,
On Twitter’s past,
They uncovered fast,
Leaving the platform in fright.

A rapper embraced MAGA quite deep,
His support made many lose sleep.
But his fans were not pleased,
Their feelings were teased,
As they saw his support as just cheap.