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There once was an FBI deputy,
Who sent a big “F#%* YOU” message so edgy.
He didn’t hold back,
It was quite a bold act,
Now his words have caused quite a frenzy.

There once was a comic named Tim,
Who called out those with a grim whim.
He named and shamed the crew,
Who wanted things all rosy and blue,
For honesty, they found it quite dim.

There once was a storm so bizarre,
A meteorologist saw from afar,
It might turn to a bomb cyclone,
With its power widely known,
A weather event reaching afar.

There once was a Director, so stern,
Who disliked using jets, he did yearn.
But when he got the job,
He did not sob,
And now he flies high, lessons learned.

There once was a man named Cheung,
Who used a familiar term to disavow the sports team’s ruling.
In a limerick he said,
The decision left him shaking his head,
For Steven, the outcome was truly unpleasing.

There once was a pontiff who cried
For migrants in the U.S., terrified
Under Trump’s administration
He called for reflection
To ensure their rights are not denied

There once was a man who did dare
To breach Mar-a-Lago with a flair
He was shot by the guard
Secret Service was on guard
Now the resort’s safety they declare

The TSA said with elation,
PreCheck would stay in operation,
For flyers who are keen,
To quickly get seen,
It’s a welcome confirmation.

There once was a team from the States,
Their skill on the ice was first-rate.
Led by Hellebuyck in goal,
They achieved their gold medal goal,
In Milan, they were truly great.

There once was a network quite grand
Winter Olympics viewers were in demand
For the second time straight
The numbers were great
Viewers flocked back to the land