Team USA Has Officially Made History At The Winter Olympics

There once was a team from the States,
Who ended their medal drought with great fates.
At the Games they did well,
Their history they’d tell,
Americans breaking through medal gates.

Gavin Newsom’s Son Told Him Not To Run For President Yet: ‘I’m Too Young’

There once was a man named Newsom,
Whose presidential run made him loom.
He said it’s a family decision,
To avoid any political collision,
Now his future remains in the gloom.

Kash Patel Faces Backlash For Flying To Winter Olympics, Partying It Up With Team USA

There once was a man named Patel
He used an FBI jet to travel
To the Milan Cortina Games
Joined Team USA for the acclaim
In the locker room, celebrating the medal.

Blizzard Warnings Cascade Across East Coast As Winter Storm Hits

There once was some snow in the East,
A blizzard warning, at least.
The Northeast got hit,
With quite a snow blitz,
Winter storm warnings increased.

U.S. Ambassador Causes Uproar By Claiming Israel Has A Right To Much Of The Middle East

There once was an ambassador from the States
Whose words caused a lot of debates
He claimed Israel’s right
To the Middle East’s sight
Arab nations condemned his strong rates

White House Dinner Closes A Turbulent Week For Governors In Washington

Governors met for a dinner most grand,
At the National Governors Association land.
After a tense week of debate,
They now can celebrate,
Their accomplishments, all carefully planned.

Trump Curious Why Iran Has Not ‘Capitulated’ Amid U.S. Military Buildup, Says Witkoff

There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted Iran to jump.
But they wouldn’t comply,
So he wondered why,
As tensions began to thump.

U.S. And Canada To Face Off For Winter Olympic Gold In Men’s Hockey

The U.S. men’s hockey team feels the strain,
Gold has eluded them since ’80’s reign,
Miracle on Ice was the glory,
But victory since then is but a story,
They strive to win gold once again.

Stephen A. Smith Compares Dems’ Plan To Boycott Trump State Of The Union To TPUSA Halftime Show

There once was a man named Smith,
Who said with a shake of his pith,
“If you act so juvenile,
And accuse with a vile,
How can you hold moral worth, henceforth?”

Ghislaine Maxwell Fights Release Of More Epstein Documents, Calling Disclosure Law Unconstitutional

There once was a lady named Ghislaine
Whose lawyers found cause to complain
About 90,000 pages
Tied to Epstein’s crazed stages
Their release they tried hard to constrain

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