Team USA Has Officially Made History At The Winter Olympics
There once was a team from the States,
Who ended their medal drought with great fates.
At the Games they did well,
Their history they’d tell,
Americans breaking through medal gates.
There once was a team from the States,
Who ended their medal drought with great fates.
At the Games they did well,
Their history they’d tell,
Americans breaking through medal gates.
There once was a man named Newsom,
Whose presidential run made him loom.
He said it’s a family decision,
To avoid any political collision,
Now his future remains in the gloom.
There once was a man named Patel
He used an FBI jet to travel
To the Milan Cortina Games
Joined Team USA for the acclaim
In the locker room, celebrating the medal.
There once was some snow in the East,
A blizzard warning, at least.
The Northeast got hit,
With quite a snow blitz,
Winter storm warnings increased.
There once was an ambassador from the States
Whose words caused a lot of debates
He claimed Israel’s right
To the Middle East’s sight
Arab nations condemned his strong rates
Governors met for a dinner most grand,
At the National Governors Association land.
After a tense week of debate,
They now can celebrate,
Their accomplishments, all carefully planned.
There once was a man named Trump,
Who wanted Iran to jump.
But they wouldn’t comply,
So he wondered why,
As tensions began to thump.
The U.S. men’s hockey team feels the strain,
Gold has eluded them since ’80’s reign,
Miracle on Ice was the glory,
But victory since then is but a story,
They strive to win gold once again.
There once was a man named Smith,
Who said with a shake of his pith,
“If you act so juvenile,
And accuse with a vile,
How can you hold moral worth, henceforth?”
There once was a lady named Ghislaine
Whose lawyers found cause to complain
About 90,000 pages
Tied to Epstein’s crazed stages
Their release they tried hard to constrain