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There once was a laser so bright,
That shut down the El Paso flight.
The FAA took a stand,
For safety they’d planned,
Grounded all drones in the night.

There once was a crash so wild,
Involving a car with a child.
Multiple vehicles collided,
Three kids inside, hearts so beguiled.
Thankfully, they all safely smiled.

In New York City streets all in white,
A snowball fight caused a big fright.
The police came around,
And arrests were profound,
Christmas movie plot felt just right.

There once was a Rep from Texas
Who defended his colleague’s nexus
Though the optics were poor
He would stay for sure
Resigning was not in his Lexus

There once was a man named Tillis
Who found the president’s choices amiss
Kushner and Witkoff, he said
Made no sense in his head
Their selection he could not dismiss

There once was a company named Netflix,
Who tried to buy Warner Bros. with some checks.
But their offer was low,
So they had to let go,
Now they’re back to their regular specs.

There once was a president quite neglectful,
Who forgot to honor goalie Aerin Frankel.
People wondered why,
She was left high and dry,
In her sport, she remains successful.

There once was a man named Stewart
Who celebrated LA, though the day was not the first
On the red carpet he did stand
Praising the communities grand
In Los Angeles, his love did burst

There once was a CEO named Lou,
Who said “No” to the Pentagon’s view,
Anthropic won’t comply,
With demands that belie,
Their conscience, their values stay true.

There once was a captain named Brady,
Who vowed some words he’d never say.
He kept his lips tight,
With all of his might,
And kept his integrity steady.