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There once was a president, quite grand,
Whose legal argument was not planned,
On TV, he would chat,
And reveal just like that,
His case was now less in demand.

There once was a side so esteemed
For free speech, they always will gleam
But when triggered, they’d shout
And their arguments flout
Surprising for all, it would seem

There once was a governor from Jersey,
Claimed there were others, not just he,
In politics shenanigans run,
Said the former New Jersey one,
A limerick about scandal and glory.

There once was a president bold,
Whose claim was wild, so I’m told.
Even by his standards extreme,
It seemed like a fever dream,
In a wild tale that he sold.

There once was a White House press secretary
Who deleted two posts, much to her contrary
When questioned by the press
She tried to suppress
But the truth was revealed, oh how scary

There once was a president in the nation
Who spoke of his latest fixation
During Fox Business chat
He boasted of that
In hopes of a positive creation.

The FAA said the flight restrictions
Would last ’til the 21st of Feb’s predictions
For safety and security
They’d be in place, certainly
Till then, air travel with limitations

A skater from Spain, Tomas-Llorenc,
Came to Milan with Despicable Men,
With henchmen in sight,
He brought fun to the night,
In the short program, he shined brightly then.

There once was a skater so bold
Who silenced the doubters, we’re told
The “Quad God” did shine
In Milan, so divine
Proving critics wrong, we behold.

A grandson of JFK quite bold,
Says Trump’s chaos has left him cold,
At just 33,
He’s running to be,
A voice for the “sick and tired” fold.