There once was a poll by Rasmussen
A survey of voters, more than a thousand
The results were quite clear
For the likely voters near
Their opinions were certainly stunning.
U.S. jobs saw a boost, we were told,
But revisions revealed a threshold,
2024-2025,
Saw a jobs dive quite alive,
Employment numbers left some cold.
There once was a place called El Paso,
Whose airspace they closed in one blow,
But just hours had passed,
When they lifted the mast,
FAA making quick changes to show.
There once was a Rep named Raskin
Who saw docs on Epstein, no maskin’
He reviewed them with care
To see what was there
But the truth of it all is still taskin’
There once was a skier so keen,
At the podium, she was seen,
Her teammate Kauf, so fine,
Also shone in the line,
At Milan Cortina Games, their dream.
There once was an email so sly,
Demanded Bitcoin, oh my!
For Savannah’s dear mother,
Millions they did smother,
In hopes she’d return by and by.
To those new to this club, let me say,
Welcome, come join in the fun today,
With laughter and cheer,
We’ll make memories dear,
In this not-so-exclusive display.
There once was a team from Canada
Who spoke out at Olympics, hooray
After a shooting so dire
Their statement was higher
In support of Tumbler Ridge that day
There once was a search in Rio Rico
By the FBI and Pima County Sheriff Joe
They found what they sought
In that remote spot
An hour south from Tucson, you know
There once was a plan to penalize
Opponents of Trump in their eyes
But their efforts were rejected
Their plans were deflected
Now they can only criticize