There once was a candidate named Tafoya
Who said she’d be focused on her employer
Not Bad Bunny’s halftime
Her followers did chime
As she sought a Senate position to enjoy.
There once was a company named Ring
Their commercial did quite a bad thing
Destroyed their reputation
One user’s frustration
Now their praises they’ll have to sing
There once was a gal with a mister
Whose sister’s home was inspected by a blister
The authorities were on the case
Looking for clues all over the place
To solve the mystery, they would persist her.
There once was a caption so bright,
It set social media alight.
With likes and with shares,
It caught people unawares,
A viral sensation overnight.
There once was a host named Milan,
Investigation they began,
For the 2026 games,
They sought out the names,
Of those who caused the commotion.
There once was a man named Miller
His wife gave a warning, a thriller
She won a gold medal
For getting dragged, oh, what a debacle
Now Stephen’s left feeling much siller
There once was a skater named Glenn,
Who took a break from posting, amen.
She bid social media adieu,
To focus on skating, it’s true,
Off the internet, she did ken.
There once was a man in DC,
Alienating a group thought to be free,
The nation’s third party,
Stuart Stevens said so smartly,
In politics, it’s easy to see.
There once was a prince named Andrew,
Whose actions caused quite a to-do,
The monarchy did sever,
To distance forever,
From a sex offender, it’s true.
There once was an artist named Seb McKinnon
Who found his song in a skater’s routine drawn
He questioned the use
In Amber Glenn’s smooth cruise
For his song “The Return” was now gone.