There once was a man named Todd Richards,
Who clarified his words to avoid disputes,
At the Milan Cortina Games,
NBC’s reputation he reclaims,
Ensuring no offense at the athletes’ pursuits.
There once was a president bold,
Who had strong feelings, I’m told,
About a performance he viewed,
That many people loved and pursued,
His opinions, quite firm and cold.
There once was a President Trump,
Whose supporters found quite a big lump,
In a Puerto Rican star’s show,
They were angered, oh no!
Their fury, they tried to thump.
There once was a skier named Vonn,
Whose knee injury made her withdrawn,
But she battled with might,
To reach the start line that night,
In Milan Cortina she shone.
There once was a president in distress,
For Hunter Hess caused quite a mess.
Competing in the Winter Games,
Brought on all his rage,
Now he’s left with feelings of duress.
There once was an official so wise,
Who urged all to get immunized,
For measles, he said,
Were spreading, widespread,
Inoculation he strongly advised.
There once was a pair on the ice,
Who skated with grace so precise,
They kept the U.S. in the lead,
With Japan trying to impede,
In the team figure skating, they were nice.
There once was a skater named Malinin
Whose score was less than his season’s best win
Still good enough to beat
Sato, a tough feat
At the Milan Cortina Games, he did grin
There once was a man with no clue,
Whose dancing made Trump so askew,
His words were a mess,
Causing much distress,
No one could comprehend, it’s true.
There once was a house painted white,
Promising to lower cost of living, alright.
But Trump had objection,
He wants no reduction,
In home prices, causing a fight.