There once was a man named Trump
Who praised Mamdani with a big jump
Housing proposals they discussed
For New York City, they must adjust
The mayor’s office confirmed the hump
There once was a laser so bright,
That shut down the El Paso flight.
The FAA took a stand,
For safety they’d planned,
Grounded all drones in the night.
There once was a man, Trump’s secretary,
Who criticized him with great ferocity,
For taking from “the little guy”,
During the 2016 GOP race, oh my,
In the end, it was all just transitory.
A man said with great despair,
“He predatorized my wife, I declare!
He pushed her to cheat,
Made my heart skip a beat,
Now I’m left with nothing but a glare.”
There once were some ICE agents quite bold,
Who lied to gain entry, we’re told,
No proper warrant they had,
New York’s governor was mad,
In court, the truth they’ll have to unfold.
A strategist, Republican by name,
Chided Trump for his rhetoric’s aim,
“Crazy” and “sick,” he did say,
To Democrats, Trump did portray,
But the country’s not theirs to defame.
A host on “Late Night” with his charm,
Reminded the president, oh what harm!
His address to Congress,
Didn’t reach the top, more or less,
A reminder to cause some alarm.
There once was a senator named Mullin
Who found Iran’s threat quite chillin’
Despite the president’s claim
Their nuclear plans remained the same
The situation was certainly no win.
There once was a host of late night
Who called out the president’s plight
Over Epstein’s files
He brought out the smiles
With jokes that were sharp and quite bright.
There once was a host, full of wit,
Mocking Ted Cruz for his sucking up bit,
To the president he’d fawn,
Late night laughs would spawn,
As the senator’s actions wouldn’t quit.