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There once was a winner so fine,
In a gown with rings placed so fine,
Best New Artist she won,
Looking like the sun,
In a gown with rings so divine.

There once was a host of great fame,
At the Grammys he made a bold claim,
Took on issues that loomed,
At the White House he fumed,
“Daily Show” Stewart, a fiery game.

There once were two agents, so bold,
Who fired at a protester, we’re told.
In records, they’re named,
Their actions, not tamed,
Their story now widely unfold.

Two people detained in a suburb
In Texas, they were taken to curb
Their freedom was gone
In detention for long
Their future uncertain, their fate perturbed

There once was a project so grand,
Costing millions from every hand.
Critics were stern,
With lessons to learn,
For $75 million they can’t stand.

There once was a nation named Vene-
zuela, causing quite the big scene.
With the U.S. they did part,
In a diplomatic art,
Relations shattered in two, so unclean.

There once was a congresswoman named Grace,
On “Real Time” she took Lemon to his place,
Claimed he violated the FACE Act,
On Maher’s show she did exact,
But the truth of the matter’s a race.

There once was a man named Boasberg
Appointed by President Obama with a job
When asked for a quote
He simply did not gloat
Declined to speak, like a sly old fox

There once was a man named Casey,
Who deeply regretted his display,
In correspondence with Ghislaine,
He wished to wash away the stain,
In a statement released on Saturday.

There once was a seat up for grabs,
In Houston, where Democrats have tabs.
It’s been empty a year,
Now the time is near,
To fill it with votes and hand slabs.