There once was a man named Dan Scavino
Whose chant was shushed by guests at a dinner show
His words lost their power
As the guests did devour
Their meal in peace, now his chant laid low.
There once was a woman named Bash,
Whose question caused quite a backlash.
She asked Raskin to think twice,
About Trump’s actions unwise,
But social media users were brash.
There once were some critics who clowned,
At a comedian’s comment renowned.
On social media they fussed,
But the joke was a must,
Their confusion was much to be found.
There once was a suspect in town,
In custody, being evaluated as shown,
At a hospital nearby,
Law enforcement sources comply,
Investigating before the truth is known.
There once was a president bold,
At the press conference, he was told,
“Unexpected it was,”
And he paused, just because,
A surprise story to be told.
There once was a student from school
Accused of a crime oh so cruel
His roommate and lover
Did vanish to discover
Their fate, a mystery to fuel
There once was a president named Trump,
Who lashed out at supporters with a thump,
Opposition to his Iran war,
Made him angry, that’s for sure,
In politics, he’s stuck in a slump.
There once was a MAGA Christian named Jay,
Whose beliefs caused quite a disarray.
Liberal commentator Mockler,
Called him average and no hawker,
In debates, they’d both have their say.
There once was a grifter named Jones,
Who spread lies with a heart made of stones.
Infowars now he’ll lose,
For the families he’d abuse,
No remorse for the pain that he’d sown.
There once was a comedian, fun,
Who backed Trump’s strikes on Iran, done.
But now he does say,
“Just cut and run away,”
His support for the president has spun.