Rand Paul Slams Republicans For Voting Against Bill To Rein In Trump Amid Iran War

There once was a conservative, you see,
Who joined Dems in a war powers decree.
Against his own party,
He stood strong and hearty,
A true shock, to the whole GOP.

‘Nixon Resignation’ Territory?!?: New Poll Spells Massive Trouble For Trump

A pollster found numbers that went ‘gainst
The president, quite an unusual glance
With stats that were rare
He raised quite a scare
In the numbers, he saw a cruel dance

Pete Buttigieg Boils Down America’s New Global Standing Under Trump To 1 Bleak Word

There’s a warning from the secretary
To every patriotic American, see
It should bother you so
About what you should know
To protect our land, act with clarity

Italian Officials Hit Back At Trump Envoy’s Idea To Replace Iran At World Cup

There once was a suggestion quite silly
To replace Iran with Italy
At the World Cup this year
But the fans, they did sneer
For Azzurri supporters, it was all too silly.

Republicans Slam Reported Spirit Airlines Bailout: ‘Not The Best Use Of Taxpayer Dollars’

There once were some GOP men,
Voicing concerns again and again,
About a deal Trump might make,
Their fears did not shake,
As they argued and planned till day’s end.

Leading Candidates For California Governor Jostle In Critical Debate

There once were six candidates quite bold,
For California’s governor they vied to hold.
In a chaotic race they did jostle and spar,
No clear leader emerged from afar,
The outcome of the election is still untold.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Meme-Worthy Response To Trump & GOP’s Newest Gripe

There once was a lawmaker from York,
Who fired back at Republicans who did talk,
About redistricting war,
That they did deplore,
In a limerick he made his mark.

Maggie Haberman Flags The Major Problem With Trump’s Iran War Thinking Right Now

There once was a fellow dismayed
His frustrations he openly displayed
Every day he would vent
His anger was fervent
Until finally his mood he remade

Stephen Colbert Spots Rock-Solid Proof Trump’s Life ‘Isn’t Going Great’ Right Now

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who said Trump’s messages disclose,
The truth about what’s occurring,
In politics that’s so concerning,
He revealed what the president’s got to disclose.

Jimmy Kimmel Goes There With X-Rated ‘Metaphor’ For What Trump Is Doing To Everyone

There once was a host of late night
Who called the president’s actions just right
He dubbed them as “fitting”
And found it be fitting
To mock them with humor and spite

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