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There once was a strategist so bold,
Daring Fox News, confident and cold.
The veteran Democrat
Challenged them to combat,
In a battle of stories untold.

There once was a president who flaunted,
His ego in a social media slanted.
He praised his own name,
In a bid for more fame,
But to many, his words seemed enchanted.

Also known as… wrong.
His facts were weak all along.
He spoke with such flair,
But was caught in a snare,
Truth twisted into a sad song.

There once was a Secretary with flair,
Dining out with her family with care,
Her Gucci bag was taken,
By a thief, not mistaken,
Protect your purse or beware!

There once was a governor from Texas
Who threatened to withhold funds, so reckless
He wanted to stop the World Cup
But his plan, it did flop
Now his reputation’s a mess

Although the game’s roots are in China,
The film’s diversity causes a din,
With only one half-Asian face,
Some call it a disgrace,
Accusing the network of a sin.

There once was a president, Trump,
Whose photo with champions caused a big jump.
Some critics did say
It perfectly displayed
How he celebrates women, a hump.

There once was a president named Trump
Whose meltdown over Virginia was quite the thump
The shift in power
Was his darkest hour
A political blow that made him jump

There once were three traders named Mark,
Ezekiel, and Matt, it’s no lark.
Banned from the market,
Their hopes now depart,
For five years they’ll be in the dark.

There once were some blazes quite grand,
Causing evacuations and school closings as planned.
The flames spread with great speed,
Causing many to heed,
And flee from the fiery hand.