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There once was a president who
Would dodge questions, it’s true
When pressed for an answer
He suffered a brain-fart disaster
From CNN’s Kaitlan Collins he flew

There once was a firm, quite dictative,
Reports of a reboot, they’d negate,
Claimed it was speculative,
Their stance was definitive,
The company’s denial, up-to-date.

But much depends on a man named Donald,
Trump’s Iran war, the analyst did extol.
Will it bring peace or more strife?
The outcome will shape our life,
In the end, it’s a dangerous stroll.

There once was a team from Iran place,
Faced obstacles in the World Cup race,
Political and practical,
Proved quite impactful,
Yet they still showed skill and grace.

There once was a duo who pleaded
To defrauding their victims, they heeded
New York’s art houses they conned
At least $2 million they spawned
In court, their guilt was conceded.

There once was a host named Hannity,
Who laughed at the Republican party’s sanity.
With a smirk and a grin,
He thought they couldn’t win,
But they proved him wrong with great clarity.

There once was a man, so cruel
Who used chainsaws as his tool
He dismembered a gal
In a pool that was inflatable
Now he’s facing justice, that fool

There once was a chair named Rick Crawford
Who called Sanders a communist, quite brazen
He feared the senator’s quest
For anti-AI measures, the best
In House Intelligence, tensions awaken

There once was a strategist named Bobby,
Mocked for making Talarico quite shoddy,
In 2012, on Facebook,
He tried to have a look,
But his efforts were met with a hobby.

There once was a writer named Fran,
Who spoke with a boldness that ran,
She didn’t hold back,
When talking about the pack,
Of the president’s city connection plan.