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There once was a host of late-night,
Who spotted a moment quite uptight,
For the first couple, oh dear,
Awkwardness was near,
In the spotlight, nothing felt right.

There once was a couple so grand,
Critics accused them of flaunting their land,
Their wealth and their might,
Caused others to fight,
At a time when many need a hand.

There once was a Democrat named Dove,
Who called the move an “orange turd” with love.
She slammed it with grace,
In a fiery embrace,
California politics rise above.

There once was a court in Manhattan
Refusing to grant a grand plan
To hear an appeal
Of an $83 million deal
Against Trump, the court took a stand

There once was a king who did boast
With a tongue-in-cheek comment, he’d toast
America’s colonial past
His speech was quite vast
But some found it rude and engrossed

There once was a man named Trump
Whose compliments made people jump
So awkward and strange
His words rearrange
Leaving listeners in a big slump

There once was a president bold,
Who tore down the East Wing of old.
To build a ballroom so grand,
On historic land,
$400 million in gold.

There once was a Cup in a heat,
Where athletes did fear to compete,
Fans, workers, and refs,
Felt the burn on their necks,
As global temps rose to the beat.

There once was a host from MS NOW
Who called out the president’s authoritarian vow
His obsession was clear
Taking him far from near
Leaving the crisis in disarray somehow

There once was a woman named Jessica,
Who called out Trump’s words as erratic,
She shared inflammatory quotes,
To prove her colleagues’ notes,
In limericks, her points were emphatic.