OMG: Stephen Colbert Flames Trump With Absolutely Unholy Takedown
There once was a Late Show host in a rage,
Mocking the president on the stage,
For an AI Jesus pose,
That made everyone froze,
With his clever and humorous engage.
There once was a Late Show host in a rage,
Mocking the president on the stage,
For an AI Jesus pose,
That made everyone froze,
With his clever and humorous engage.
A teen’s remains found in a car,
Linked to a singer, bizarre.
Mystery in the air,
Investigation’s to declare,
In the fall, it left a scar.
A late-night host made a good joke,
Saying the president began to choke,
With tap-dancing so fine,
After words about the divine,
The pope’s views left him broke.
There once was a suspect who threw
A Molotov cocktail, it’s true
Referencing a killer
On Discord, oh thriller
Now awaiting what justice will do.
There is no such thing as immunity
For agents who break the law with impunity
In Minnesota they’ll pay
What Mary Moriarty does say
No free pass for those who act so crudely
There once was a man named Catesby
Who urged Trump to build a grand display
Changes in the project he did not foresee
A triumphal arch was his plea
But now things have gone astray
There once was a preacher quite sage,
Who said the president’s not on that page.
Jesus Christ he’s not,
That’s a mistaken plot,
Franklin Graham did calmly engage.
There once was a plane in the sky,
In New York it did sadly collide.
With a truck on the ground,
A tragic scene was found,
In Charlotte, a similar fate did lie.
There once was a defense secretary
Who sought positivity, if you please
He couldn’t quite tell
Which side some did dwell
In Trump’s realm, a puzzle to see
There once was a gal named Abby Phillip,
Who hit a columnist with quip
Straight from the Church,
In a verbal lurch,
Defending the veep with a zip.