Trump Posts Extremely Graphic Video Of Florida Woman’s Murder: ‘Not For Children!’

There once was a president bold,
Who shared a video quite cold.
A woman met doom,
Hit with a hammer in the room,
A choice that left many aghast and cold.

Golfer Gets Heated, Flips Middle Finger At Masters After Quadruple Bogey Mess

There once was a Scot named MacIntyre
Whose golf game was all afire
With a particularly bad shot
He gave the crowd quite a lot
Flashing his finger, not one to admire

Soaring Gas Prices Lead To Biggest Monthly Inflation Spike In 4 Years In March

There once was a shock in gas price,
Inflation began to rise in a trice,
Away from the 2% goal,
It took a heavy toll,
Leaving economists to devise.

Japanese Prime Minister Fangirls Out While Meeting Members Of Deep Purple

There once was a fan from Japan,
Whose office visit went according to plan,
Deep Purple arrived,
And she was starstruck and surprised,
For her, it was a dreamland.

Artemis II Astronauts Hurtle Home From Moon Toward Splashdown

There once was a crew with a mission
To land safely in the ocean’s vision
In their Orion capsule
Named Integrity, so actual
Off San Diego, they’d fulfill their ambition.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls For The GOP To Be ‘Burned To The Ground’

There once was a woman named Greene
Who wanted to support the scene
But she said with a shout
You don’t have to be in a cult
To root for America, so clean

‘Who?!’: JD Vance Forgets Name Of Senior Vatican Official In Latest Religious Blunder

There once was a veep quite perplexed
By the press and their former text
He claimed “no disrespect”
But appeared quite unchecked
When they named the Holy See’s ex

‘There Is No Ceasefire’: Fox News Host Has Sobering Take On Trump’s Iran Deal

There once was a lady named Jess,
Who spoke of some world political mess,
Israeli strikes on Lebanon,
And Iran sanctions soon to come,
Her predictions caused quite a stress.

New Yorkers Are Flocking To The Park For These Birds And Their Viral Strut

There once were some birds with a goal,
To capture a walk on a stroll,
With cameras in hand,
They flocked to the land,
To film the walk, heart and soul.

San Francisco Coffee Chain Will Remove Pride Flags From Stores To Create ‘Inclusive Experience’

There once was a coffee shop crew
Who asked for a decision review
They wanted to undo
What their boss had construed
Their voices united, strong and true.

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