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The DOJ said “no” to the line,
Former AG won’t sit, so it’s fine.
Ignoring subpoena,
With a reason so unclear,
Leaving many with questions, not wine.

There once was a data chief so deft
Who analyzed shifts to the left
After two key elections
He made the connections
And shared his insights, quite bereft.

There once was a late night host
Whose jokes were enjoyed the most
He made Trump the punch line
But the audience, not fine
As the humor seemed to be lost

There once was a man named Konig
Who tried to push off his wife with a fling
When she wouldn’t succumb
He hit her with a rock, how dumb!
Now he faces the consequences, sting!

There once was a President named Trump
Who threatened CNN with a thump
For reporting on a statement
About U.S.-Iran’s containment
He and Carr caused quite a rump.

The American economy slowed
After growth of 4.4% showed
From July through September
It lost some of its splendour
But it’s not a cause for forebode.

There once was a woman named Williams
Whose actions led to legal fill-ins
She shared work details too much
And violated laws as such
Now accused, facing penalties grim

The coming year will bring more warmth,
As forecasts predict a brewing storm,
El Niño will gain might,
Bringing heat to new height,
Global temperatures to transform.

There once was a Fox News host who
Called Trump’s Iran threat quite low
He said it’s irresponsible
And absolutely detestable
His words were blunt and did show

A filmmaker who’s Oscar-winning,
On Substack, with words quite mincing,
Called Trump a “terrorist”,
And Democrats complicit,
In the way they’ve been wincing.