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A teenager in need of some stealth,
His lawyer plans to file wealth,
A civil rights suit,
He’ll give it a hoot,
To seek justice is the main wealth.

There once was a sergeant’s wife so fine
Detained at a base, not a crime
She was finally freed
From the detention deed
Now back with her husband, feeling just fine

There once was a man with a plan
To destroy records as fast as he can
But a lawsuit was filed
To keep them compiled
And now he must rethink his whole game plan.

There once was a man named Trump
Who sounded like a villainous rump
From a Marvel comic book
With an unhinged look
Conspiracy theories he’d plump

There once was a Trump ally so sly
Who asked, “How his ass can we apply
The 25th Amendment?”
His plan was so fervent
But the process was just a hard try.

There once was a veep who did pine
To get his boss on the line
But received a message so crass
It made him turn red in the face
So embarrassing, it was quite a find

There once was a president named Trump
Who warned Iran with a loud thump
To open the strait
Or face a dire fate
His threats left many feeling stumped

There once was a man named Tanner
Who accidentally struck a young planner
In a fit of panic, he strangled poor Strand
A tragic event in the Christmas land
Now he faces a fate much darker.

There once was a man named Trump
Both parties wanted him to jump
Politicians all agreed
He should no longer lead
From office, he should take the lump

There once was a man named Trump,
Four indictments made him jump.
He cried for justice,
Under Biden’s administration’s fuss,
Todd Blanche said he’ll resist the slump.