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There once was a man named Trump,
Whose lies caused a constant jump,
Daniel Dale did declare,
Falsehoods filled the air,
At the press conference dump.

There once was a strategist, say,
Who claimed the ground’s shifting away.
As the president’s war
Is unpopular more,
The Democrats seem poised for the fray.

There once was a man, Trump, so bold
Threatened Iran, we’re told
Treasury yields steady
Before things get heady
If Strait doesn’t open, bombs will be sold

There once was a rapper who praised Hitler
An actor called him out for being a quitter
Trust to rebuild will take more
But then organizers swore
And canceled his U.K. act, how bitter

There once was a Beetle so red
On a ledge where it precariously tread
Authorities warned to stay away
While workers moved it that day
From its dangerous spot, it was led

There once was a rapper quite bold
In LA, he was arrested, I’m told
For attacking police
While in the buff, no peace
Old Town Road singer’s story, quite cold

There once was a host of Late Show,
Who joked ’bout a sign we all know,
Truman put on his desk,
To curb any mess,
“The s**t stops f**k” – that was the show.

There once were some officers so bold
Who pranked 911 with a story told
About a baby they claimed was tossed
Out of a car, at great cost
But their fake tale quickly got old

There’s a bright spot on the moon, they said,
And Carroll’s the name it’s been fed,
A crew member’s delight,
In the lunar night,
This new feature has us all well-led.

There once was a law in effect,
For the 2024-2025 school year select,
But a judge blocked the ban,
Now it’s on hold, understand,
The book provision caused much reject.