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There once was a security adviser
Who called Trump’s actions rather dire
He said with a frown
It’s a self-inflicted wound
Making the White House look like a liar.

A golfer, a crash, what a sight,
Charged with DUI late one night,
Refusing the test,
Property a mess,
A risky drive ended in plight.

A judge said he won’t reconsider,
Blocking DOJ subpoenas with fervor.
For the Fed and its chair,
He showed he’d be fair,
In the legal battle he’ll preserve her.

There once was a cub in a ditch,
It’s not clear how it got in the pitch.
It waited there long,
Till someone came along,
And rescued it from the muddy glitch.

There once was an AG so bold
From the Department of Justice he’s told
No love did he find
As they left him behind
Ousted, his fate now foretold.

There once was a man named Jared Wise,
Who at the Capitol caused a big surprise,
He shouted “kill ’em” loud,
But now he is proud,
To work outside government’s guise.

There once was an MS NOW host
Who claimed she had no interest to boast
In the MAGA leader’s being,
But still, questions she was keen
To ask, cheeky ones at most

There once was a budget proposal so sly
In 2027, it caught the eye
Tucked within was a request so sly
For the government to fund, oh my
In the White House, the plan did lie

There once was a man with foresight,
Who owned the call letters just right,
From WKRP on TV,
He’s auctioning them gleefully,
Hoping for a real station in sight.

There once was a man, quite powerful,
Whose farewell was a show so colorful.
The ex-attorney general, no longer at the helm,
A fond farewell, not quite overwhelmed.
In animated form, he bid adieu, quite wonderful.