There once was a “Late Show” host quite integral
Who had a message for the AG’s eventual
He bid farewell and good luck
To the outgoing duck
And hoped for a future less eventful.
A search and rescue they led,
For the downed jet, many feared dead,
In Iran they did strive,
To keep hope alive,
For survivors, their efforts widespread.
There once was a person named “Wow”
Whose reactions would always endow
With wonder and awe
They’d gasp and guffaw
Their astonishment took a big bow
There once was a man named Day,
Who always had something to say,
If a setup was right,
For a joke, he’d take flight,
No matter how dark, come what may.
There once was a star named Busfield,
Whose reputation was sealed,
“Little House” cast came to his aid,
Against accusations he swayed,
Innocence in him was revealed.
There once was a man who did dread
A deescalatory speech that was fed
He thought it would end soon
But it changed quite a tune
And left him quite baffled in his bed
There once was a former CNN host
Who lambasted the FCC Chair, a bold boast
He pulled no punches in his denounce
During an interview, it did announce
His words were fiery, like a ghost
There once was a man named Cheung,
Who was angry at Abby’s critique.
She challenged the president’s view,
And Cheung was not pleased, it’s true.
Their debate was quite a unique.
There once was a story of glee
Politicians cheered happily
Bondi’s canning they praised
In harsh terms, they appraised
Their social media posts were quite free
Of “collateral” arrests they proclaim,
85% had no criminal claim,
ICE data reveals,
In their custody deals,
Innocents caught in the agency’s game.