There once was a candy named Reese’s,
Whose recipe brought customers to their knees.
Hershey declared with cheer,
That starting next year,
Classic recipes will please!
There once was a man named Steele,
Who noticed a deal that was real.
The president’s war,
And his “pet project” score,
Were similar, a truth he could feel.
There once was a reporter so keen,
Who spotted a flaw on a book we’ve seen.
On the cover, a gaffe,
Causing quite a laugh,
The vice president’s story, now unclean.
There once was a sheriff from Utah,
Whose DNA test did unlock a clue,
It linked a teen’s death,
To a killer with meth,
Now justice will finally ensue.
There once was a president who
Paraded phony stats, it’s true,
He huffed and he puffed,
Over “fake press” he rebuffed,
But truth always comes shining through.
There once was a host of “Last Word”
Who enumerated demands, so absurd
MAGA leader’s war on Iran
Ever-shifting, a chaotic plan
In objectives and claims, he was blurred.
There once was a secretary of state
Whose words could provoke quite the debate
On social media it’s said
His take on the country’s dread
Has a familiar ring, and they berate
There once was a rocker from Minneapolis
Who accused Trump of quite a mess
Corrupt and incompetent,
Racist and malevolent,
A traitorous administration, he’d confess.
There once was a host of “Late Show”
Who gave the president some advice, though
It was unsolicited
But well-intentioned
Hope it helped, was all he could say, yo
There once was a president who said
His library will have more to it spread
Not a surprise at all
Just part of his haul
In the grand scheme of things, it’s not much to be dread