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There once was a lawmaker bold,
Who called out the president, we’re told,
After his speech on Iran,
He laid out his plan,
In a limerick, his message was sold.

There once was a preacher named Cain
Whose praise for Trump was quite plain
She said he was chosen
And his critics were frozen
In her fervor, she showed no restrain

There once was a president named Trump,
Who attended a SCOTUS hearing with a grump,
His reaction was quite angry,
It seemed his mood was hangry,
So he may not attend another with a jump.

There once was an attorney so grand,
Who spoke of a man in the land,
His past behavior was clear,
It’s something we fear,
The truth we must understand.

There once was a man named Tocci
With files that were terribly shocking
Child abuse and torture
Caused quite a rupture
Now in prison, justice is knocking

There once was a plan by NASA
To establish a lunar casa
It’s the biggest step so far
To reach for the stars
A permanent presence, they say

There once was a video feature,
Where reaction to the president was not a creature.
At a venue so grand,
Reimagined in his hand,
But feedback was anything but a pleasure.

There once was a man named Derrick Bernard
Who in court was severely disconcerted
For conveying false threats
He will serve four years I bet
A lesson he will likely not forget

There once was a CDC so grand,
With layoffs and resignations unplanned,
The downsizing was drastic,
Resulting in a pause so drastic,
Leaving many in the organization unmanned.

There once was a president bold,
Intent on wielding power, we’re told,
Over Democrats’ stronghold,
City, citizens, leaders, so cold,
Whether they liked it or not, he controlled.