‘Wait A Minute’: Trump Reveals Why JD Vance Was Led Offstage More Quickly Than He Was
There once was a president bold,
Who agents swarmed and controlled,
Shots fired outside,
He said with pride,
“I won’t make it easy,” he told.
There once was a president bold,
Who agents swarmed and controlled,
Shots fired outside,
He said with pride,
“I won’t make it easy,” he told.
There once was a man named Trump,
Whose security caused quite a thump,
As he attended events large,
Facing questions that did barge,
In the spotlight, he faced a growing lump.
There once was a suspect quite daft
Who wondered what would be the aftermath
If a human body
In a bag quite shoddy
Was dumped in a dumpster, oh how they laughed!
There once was a singer so grand,
Helped a fan propose with a band,
Watermelon Sugar,
Made the moment pure,
A wingman with a mic in his hand.
There once was a man named Guy Rivera
The judge said he’d die, no delay-a
For the shooting of Diller
In a prison cell thriller
Most certainly in there he’d stay-a
There once was a farmer named Anne,
Who thought that six was just grand.
At Clover & Bee Farm,
She said with alarm,
That six was plenty for her hand.
There once was a trailblazer named Altman,
AI’s dangers now cause quite a conundrum,
Hailed initially with glee,
But now facing blowback, you see,
As worries about its risks overcome.
There once was a mom from Wellesley
Charged with murder, a tragedy
Her kids, just six and seven
Their lives were cruelly taken
Now justice must be the decree
A president, former, did dwell
At the Hilton, an incident swell
Emotional statement was made
At Washington’s Hilton, displayed
His words, with great sorrow, did tell
There once was an actor so great,
Who pondered on films that were late.
He said with a grin,
“Two movies of mine,
Are more popular now, isn’t that fate?”