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There once was a scientist who said
Her state only protects those well-fed
First Amendment rights
For those in the limelight
Leaving others in silence, in dread

There once was a heckler quite cocky
Got told by the President to go home to Mommy!
The audience gasped in shock
As the heckler got quite a knock
A limerick now tells this whole jockey

The Trump admin has made a decree,
To erase all the news that we see.
No records of crimes,
Just rewriting the times,
Jan. 6 has now disappeared, fancy free.

There once was a man Trump by name,
Whose midterm message became a big game.
Focus on the economy,
The key to victory,
In his limerick, his message became fame.

There once was a senator named Rubio
Off to India he did go
Seeking to stabilize
Relations that did surprise
After tariffs caused quite a blow

There once were two teens in San Diego,
Who at a mosque caused quite a debacle.
Court records now show,
Their motives, we know,
As details of their crime started to show.

The talks reportedly centered on Iran,
With a document of 14 points on their plan.
They bargained and debated,
But a deal was not fated,
As tensions between them began to span.

There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who chronicled Senate Republicans’ dismay
Over Trump’s slush fund scheme
Their frustration extreme
In trying to make Trump change his ways.

A man named Abrego Garcia
Trump officials want out, it’s their idea
They plan to deport
To Liberia, his port
In a third country, he’s to stay

There once was a user so bold,
Who claimed they could have taken more gold.
Their defense was quite weak,
As they tried to speak,
But their arrogance was quickly told.