There once was a man named Busch
Lying on the bathroom floor, oh what a rush
The caller said he’s awake
Oh, for goodness’ sake
At the Cabarrus County Sheriff’s Office, they hush
There once were some senators GOP
Who thought MAGA leader should know
His Anti-Weaponization Fund
Was something they couldn’t stand
Their pushback on Iran did show
There once was some footage from Pentagon
Of objects shape-shifting to anon
They traveled in water
And multiplied fodder
Unidentified, mystery lives on
There once was a man named Trump 1.0,
With guardrails to limit his show,
Michael Fanone did say,
Presidency had some sway,
But guardrails did keep it in tow.
There once was a shipyard so grand,
On Staten Island, things got out of hand.
A blast caused some harm,
Fire officials sound the alarm,
Injuries suffered on the land.
There once was a man named Michael Wolff,
Who thought he could act really tough,
But a judge called his bluff,
Said the lawsuit was rough,
Now he’s in legal hot water and can’t do enough.
There once was a town called Garden Grove,
Where chemicals caused quite a woe.
Evacuation orders in place,
And schools shut down with no trace,
40,000 people on the go.
The VA made a change, so they say,
Without proof, in an unlawful display,
No medical grounds in sight,
Their actions not right,
In violation of rules, they did stray.
There once was an app AI-powered,
In testing for years it had flowered.
But to everyone’s dismay,
It lasted just nine months, they say,
A short-lived project devoured.
There once was a man from D.C.,
Brought in as the Justice No. 2, you see.
But then Trump gave a prod,
And he rose to the top,
Now the boss in the DoJ is he.