There once was a board so conservative,
In newspapers, they were authoritative,
They aimed at the president’s term,
“Self-indulgent,” they did confirm,
Rupert Murdoch’s views were declarative.
There once was a speaker from the House
Who praised Trump, quiet as a mouse
Critics clowned with glee
Over his words, you see
On peace talks to end the Iran war’s douse
There once was a Kentuckian man,
Who shared what could cost his whole clan,
Republicans might lose quite a lot,
In the midterms, he thought,
A warning to all in his plan.
There once was a deal from Trump’s reign
To end the Iran war’s bloody strain
But Republicans cried,
And heavily criticized,
For they felt it was all done in vain.
There once was a bystander, oh my,
Struck by gunfire, left wondering why,
At the White House’s gate,
A man met his fate,
Now healing, in serious condition, oh high.
There once was a shot near the White House,
Cops came in response, quiet as a mouse,
Investigating the sound,
No suspects were found,
Just a scare, quiet as a louse.
There once was a tank in distress,
In California, causing much stress,
Evacuations were ordered,
For safety, they were recorded,
Now efforts, the tank to address.
There once was a fellow named Hunter
Whose family got news that did stun her
A medical report
On a Saturday, short
They hoped for good news, not a blunder
There once was a Dem from CA,
Who sent condolences away,
To the intel chief’s spouse,
With a heart full of vows,
For their battle with cancer each day.
There once was a man from PA
Whose fiancée works at CNN each day
When Trump’s asked her a Q
He had something to say too
Rep. Fitzpatrick had much to convey