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There once was a driver named Busch
Who won races without any push
In NASCAR’s three series
He outpaced his peers with ease
His victories made fans gush

There once was a Late Show host,
Interrupted by celebs in a boast,
They all wanted to be,
His final guest, you see,
But the interruptions were not the most.

There once was a champ with great skill
In hot dog eating, he’d had his fill
With 17 wins to his name
He’s still in the game
Even while on probation he’s still thrill

There once was a socialist named Roy,
Who fought for the working-class joy,
With the city attorney’s aid,
She’d protect wages unpaid,
From bosses, slumlords, ICE, oh boy!

There once was a leader named Don
Who boasted of casualties, gone
In his unpopular war
On Iran, what a bore
MAGA man’s ego marches on

SpaceX aims to lead the unknown race,
Mars missions and AI in space they embrace,
Their outlook is bold,
New technologies unfold,
Innovations put them in first place.

There once was a billionaire from Maine,
Who said Trump was more disciplined, not insane.
Critics said he was kissing up,
To protect his fortune, not interrupt.
But his motives were hard to explain.

There once was a man named Colbert,
Who mocked Eric Trump with a bold retort,
On the Late Show he’d clown,
As his run wound down,
With humor and wit as his forte.

There once was a president bold,
Who made a claim that was told,
Mocked on social media,
His words seem so peculiar,
His honesty now in the cold.

There once was a late-night show host
Whose program was loved coast to coast
But the network’s cruel deed
Made him openly plead
For “The Late Show” he cherished the most.