Trump Voter’s Tactic For Getting By Stuns CNN’s Erin Burnett: ‘Can’t Stop Thinking About It’

There once was an “Outfront” anchor,
Whose words were quite a ranker,
“It’s stunning,” he’d say,
In his own special way,
A news pro, a true news flanker.

Bruce Springsteen Blasts Donald Trump And CBS Owners In Fiery Colbert Show Appearance

There once was a rock star who said,
Colbert lost his show, it’s been said,
For the pettiest reason,
Involving the season,
And a President’s actions mislead.

Harry Enten Reveals Why Republicans Are ‘Running Scared’ Over A Once-Safe Senate Seat

There once was a CNN data chief
Whose words caused quite a belief
Trump’s move in a week
Put a key race to tweak
Republicans now face disbelief

Robert De Niro Hijacks 1 Of Stephen Colbert’s Final Bits With Brutal Trump Line

The “Late Show” audience erupted with glee,
As Colbert’s zinger hit mirthful spree.
With a chuckle and grin,
He threw his head back in spin,
And the laughter rang loud as can be.

GOP Senator’s Rant About ‘Incompetent’ Foreign Leaders Prompts The Same Damning Response

There once was a senator named John,
Who called out some “asshats” til dawn,
His words soon backfired,
And the people inquired,
If his temper had finally gone.

Stephen Miller’s Trump-Linked Ego Boast Has Critics Cringing Hard

There once was a deputy chief,
Whose self-esteem caused him grief,
Tied to the president’s name,
And his TV fame,
His confidence was beyond belief.

Trump Slammed Over ‘Morally Repulsive’ Threat To Reporter’s Fiancé

There once was a man named Fitzpatrick,
Whose fiancée had news quite dramatic,
He told the president grim,
About a fund that’s not so trim,
Oh, the scandal, how problematic!

Trump Admin Appears To Defy Court Order Less Than 24 Hours After Ruling

There once was a man in dismay
ICE arrested him one day
His lawyers did claim
It was all just a game
Their contempt for the law on display

Jeff Bezos Calls Failed Melania Trump Documentary ‘A Very Wise Business Decision’

There once was a doc that did shine,
Made $7 mil, a good sign.
But the cost was quite high,
$75 mil, oh my!
Still, it’s a film quite divine.

Kansas Wheat Crop Worst Since 1972 Amid Extreme Drought, Rising Costs

There once was a farmer named Mike,
In Kansas, where the sun was so bright,
“If we don’t get the rain,
It’ll be hard to sustain,”
He sighed, feeling worry and strife.

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