There once was a man named Castro
Charged with downing planes, oh no!
In ’96, the crime took place
Miami exiles in the chase
Federal prosecutors now in the know
There once was a ChatGPT maker
Valued at $852 billion, a money taker
Elon Musk tried to challenge its fate
But the court ruled to wait
Now the company’s growth is a heartbreaker
There once was a congressman, you see
Who angered Trump, causing a spree
Seven terms he did serve
But he didn’t preserve
His seat, now it’s gone, oh the irony
There once was a host from MS NOW,
Who criticized the president’s vow,
His role as commander,
Got quite the slander,
In limericks, they both had a row.
There once was a man named Jeff Bezos,
Who said his money wouldn’t help woes,
He’s the Amazon founder,
In the interview, he pondered,
But more wealth he still bestows.
There once was an icon revealed,
Where he sang with the Beatles, unsealed,
Jimmy Fallon inquired,
As the mystery transpired,
Questions and answers were concealed.
There once was an MVP named Manning,
Whose retirement left fans all complaining.
He didn’t explain why,
Just waved a goodbye,
Leaving his legacy remaining.
There once was a leader so keen,
In Greenland, the kids were afraid, it seems,
Of Americans, they cowered,
As the prime minister glowered,
For fear had invaded their dreams.
There once was an Amazon founder,
Who criticized the mayor with a flounder,
For his way of promoting the plan,
Causing quite a stir in the land,
Their feud was something to ponder.
A judge ruled that it was not sound,
For Rinderknecht’s defense to expound,
On fire department’s alleged mistake,
In the Palisades fire, for goodness’ sake,
Their negligence evidence was not to be found.