U.S. Announces Charges Against Former Cuban Leader Raúl Castro In 1996 Aircraft Shootdown

There once was a man named Castro
Charged with downing planes, oh no!
In ’96, the crime took place
Miami exiles in the chase
Federal prosecutors now in the know

OpenAI Aiming For IPO Within ‘Weeks,’ Source Tells Reuters

There once was a ChatGPT maker
Valued at $852 billion, a money taker
Elon Musk tried to challenge its fate
But the court ruled to wait
Now the company’s growth is a heartbreaker

Thomas Massie Drops 5-Word Burn For Trump-Loving Congresswoman

There once was a congressman, you see
Who angered Trump, causing a spree
Seven terms he did serve
But he didn’t preserve
His seat, now it’s gone, oh the irony

Lawrence O’Donnell Makes A Mockery Of ‘History’-Making Trump Using 1 Tiring Explanation

There once was a host from MS NOW,
Who criticized the president’s vow,
His role as commander,
Got quite the slander,
In limericks, they both had a row.

Zohran Mamdani Claps Back At Jeff Bezos’ ‘Teacher In Queens’ Quip: ‘Beg To Differ’

There once was a man named Jeff Bezos,
Who said his money wouldn’t help woes,
He’s the Amazon founder,
In the interview, he pondered,
But more wealth he still bestows.

John Travolta Duetted With Paul McCartney In… Unusual Surroundings

There once was an icon revealed,
Where he sang with the Beatles, unsealed,
Jimmy Fallon inquired,
As the mystery transpired,
Questions and answers were concealed.

‘This Is It’: Aaron Rodgers Vows 2026 NFL Season Will Be His Last

There once was an MVP named Manning,
Whose retirement left fans all complaining.
He didn’t explain why,
Just waved a goodbye,
Leaving his legacy remaining.

Mark Kelly Exposes How The Rest Of World Views Trump’s America: ‘Children Are Afraid Of Us’

There once was a leader so keen,
In Greenland, the kids were afraid, it seems,
Of Americans, they cowered,
As the prime minister glowered,
For fear had invaded their dreams.

Billionaire Bezos Co-Signs NYC Mayor Mamdani’s Controversial Tactic To Tax The Rich

There once was an Amazon founder,
Who criticized the mayor with a flounder,
For his way of promoting the plan,
Causing quite a stir in the land,
Their feud was something to ponder.

Judge Bars Certain Evidence From Trial Of Man Accused Of Sparking Palisades Fire

A judge ruled that it was not sound,
For Rinderknecht’s defense to expound,
On fire department’s alleged mistake,
In the Palisades fire, for goodness’ sake,
Their negligence evidence was not to be found.

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