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There once was a host of “Daily Show”
Who tore into Trump with a blow
Predicting what’s next
For America, perplexed
By the putrid administration’s low.

There once was a lady so dire,
Said, “We’ll all perish by hantavirus fire.”
With worry and fright,
She stayed up all night,
But in truth, her fears were quite a mire.

There once was a person distressed,
In moments of anger, they guessed,
They tried to keep cool,
To swallow the fool,
And buried the feelings suppressed.

There once was a veep with a gleam,
Whose point was not what it seemed,
Critics did scoff,
On social media they did go off,
In the land of misunderstandings, he reigned.

There once was a host late at night,
Who shared a moment quite a sight,
The president’s mind was a mystery,
Acknowledging then rejecting reality,
Leaving viewers in a state of slight fright.

There once was a host of late night
Who slammed the fund with great spite
Called it an “all-you-can-fraud buffet”
His comments caused quite a display
But the truth he did write

Imagine Democrats having fun,
Documenting it all ’til 2028’s done,
The Washington political sway,
In the worst kind of way,
Their laughter will surely outrun.

There once was a man named Cheung,
Whose words caused quite a scene,
He was labeled a disgrace,
For his cult-like embrace,
In the White House, he made a scene.

There once was a lady so grand
Parked her Benz in Manhattan land
She fell in the hole
With a thud and a roll
Now she needs a new helping hand

There once was a justice quite bold
Who claimed courts should never uphold
Political rulings, they say
Must stay far, far away
From the justice’s robe, we are told.