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There once were folks in court, oh the strife,
With a choice that was altering life.
Risk arrest or not show,
Either way, they’d soon go,
Facing deportation, such strife.

There once was a reverend named Sewell,
Who echoed Trump’s commission so well,
On religious liberty he’d speak,
From the pulpit each week,
In limericks his message would swell.

A cargo plane once took flight in Kentucky,
Its engine separated abruptly,
Fifteen lives were lost,
At a terrible cost,
Leaving families and friends feeling unlucky.

There once was an FBI director,
Who feared for police under terror.
He hoped to stay ahead,
Of those who caused dread,
By sacking the Capitol in error.

There once was a film about a president,
Sebastian Stan was quite confident,
That the movie would last,
Despite pushback amassed,
His hope was truly fervent.

There once were some people, the worst,
Getting paid with taxpayers’ purse,
By Todd Blanche they’re funded,
Hank Johnson’s confounded,
Their greed brings the nation’s outburst.

There once was a VP so grand,
Who praised a world leader firsthand.
Applause was so loud,
It astonished the crowd,
They thought he’d pledged fealty unplanned.

There once was a fund, it’s been said
For victims of lawfare, Trump’s dread
Ten billion lawsuit dropped
With IRS, the fund’s topped
Help for those who’ve been targeted, they’re fed

There once was a warning so bold,
To banks and gov’ment we’re told,
Look out for those folks,
With no legal yokes,
Opening accounts, loans, credit they hold.

There once was a law from Minnesota,
That banned prediction markets, no quota.
No trading on sports,
Or emergencies of sorts,
Or on pop culture outcomes, a big brouhaha.