There once was a candidate named Bob Brooks
In a swing district, he had great looks
With Shapiro and Bernie in tow
His campaign sure did grow
In Pennsylvania, he’s a hit on the books
In California, no ID they require,
Voting’s easy, no need to perspire,
Social media did boast,
But their claims were engrossed,
In the truth, they were caught in the mire.
There once was a chief analyst bold,
Who on Monday did truth unfold,
“They have turned against Trump,”
He did slyly stump,
In data his words were not cold.
There once was a cop named Fanone
Accusing Trump of a buyout thrown
To violent criminals to act
On his behalf, a twisted pact
In his department’s move, truth is shown.
There once were two teens of great fright,
Who chose to end their own plight,
In a car they were found,
Lives tragically unbound,
A sad end to a violent night.
There once was a child who did hear,
Gunshots outside, causing fear,
In a complex so grand,
With an Islamic day school at hand,
The memory of it drew a tear.
There once was a live Showtime special,
No commercials, just news quite rightful.
But the results did change,
Outcomes rearrange,
Planned differently, quite eventful.
There once was a minister named Ziobro
Poland seeks to prosecute, oh no!
Architect of changes profound
EU’s rule of law he did confound
Now justice must run its show.
There once was a host named Kimmel,
Who explained the meaning to his brimful,
With charm and with wit,
He made quite a hit,
His knowledge left others feeling nimble.
There once was a rail strike so grand,
But negotiators took a firm stand.
They reached a deal,
And the workers could feel,
Relief as the trains began to expand.