Trump Goes Death Star Mode In Out-Of-This-World Posts During MAGA-Friendly Prayer Rally

There once was a pastor who’d call
For peace on the National Mall
The president’s tweet
Showed missiles, not sweet
A message that caused quite a squall

Minnesota County Charges An ICE Officer In A Nonfatal Shooting During Trump’s Immigration Crackdown

There once was an ICE officer named Nate,
Charged for a nonfatal shooting mistake,
In the midst of Trump’s deportation spree,
A Venezuelan man was the referee,
Now justice will decide his fate.

3 Men Killed In San Diego Mosque Shooting, 2 Suspects Dead, Police Say

There once was a mosque in San Diego,
The largest in the county, I know.
The Islamic Center’s grand,
Where faithful in prayer stand,
And worship with reverence that shows.

Jim Cramer’s On-Air Reaction To Trump’s Sketchy Stock Trades Is Something To Behold

There once was a host named Faber
Who needled Cramer, causing a labor
“Got nothing to say?”
Made Cramer’s day gray
As he tried to defend his behavior.

Shakira Acquitted Of Tax Fraud, Court Orders Spain To Hand Back $70 Million

There once was a pop star from Colombia
Acquitted by Spain’s High Court with euphoria
The fine was overturned
Tax agency spurned
Now he can sing with more euphoria

Haiti World Cup Star Recounts Dramatic Escape From Iran: ‘Now You Start Survival Mode’

There once was a striker named Nazon
Who saw a goal struck from far on
100 meters away
He remembers that day
As Haiti’s record goalscorer he shone

Christian Author Catches Holy Hell Online After Ball-sy ‘Joke’ About Trump Falls Flat

There once was a man named Metaxas
Whose humor some found to be caustic
He claimed it was all in jest
But critics were not impressed
And thought his quips were quite drastic

Kash Patel’s Boasts About Drinking Come Back To Haunt Him In Damning Supercut Video

There once was a director, FBI,
Who claims he is not a boozy guy.
He denies the drinking,
Despite what they’re thinking,
In his job, he aims to comply.

James Carville Says Donald Trump Just Delivered The Biggest Self-Own In Presidential History

There once was a strategizing guest
Who declared a surprising confession
In the presidential history quest
A great admission, no less
Made by a Democratic possession

Marjorie Taylor Greene Sends ‘Revolution’ Warning To Donald Trump: ‘I’ll Make Sure Of It’

There once was a Trump ally quite bold,
Whose words on Iran war she unrolled.
With rhetoric so high,
She caught every eye,
Her views getting brasher, stories told.

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