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There once were two hosts of Late Show,
Reprised a classic bit, they did go,
But before it could end,
A F-bomb did descend,
Leaving viewers in shock, oh no!

The President said with dismay,
U.S. military could quickly display,
It could destroy Iran’s
Infrastructure with plans,
In just two days, so they say.

There once was a man named Sean Hannity,
Who lapped up the president’s explanation with glee.
On Fox News he would rave,
Praising Trump, bold and brave,
But many found his views just too zany.

There once was a Fox News personality,
Who smiled at the president’s brutality.
His insults didn’t faze,
She basked in the praise,
Unfazed by his lack of neutrality.

There once was a phone, gold and slim,
Compared to T-Mobile’s, on a whim,
Costing $128,
A deal that was great,
For a gadget so bright and prim.

There once was an R&B great
Whose hits were loved by all, first rate
“Slip Away” and some more
He left fans wanting more
With music that would forever captivate

There once was a singer so bright,
Defended by spokesperson in a fight,
Against TMZ’s report,
Claiming she did retort,
At a restaurant just the other night.

There once was a man who declared,
“I’m rich, so I’m not even scared.
Fine me what you will,
I can foot the bill,
I come every month, I’m prepared.”

There once was a man from Ohio,
Suing his ex-wife, don’t you know,
She accused him of harm,
To his reputation’s charm,
Now in court, he wants her to go.

A MAGA congressman claimed with no shame,
“Those are, those are your words. Not mine,” he exclaimed.
In the face of the facts,
He just stuck to his act,
But the truth will not bend to his game.