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There once was a man named Trump, you see,
Who posted a map that was funny.
Filled with the U.S. flag,
On South America it did sag,
A mistake that caused quite a spree.

There once was a man named Jake Rosmarin
In a medical facility he’s been
Hunkered down for six weeks
Trying not to let out any squeaks
Hantavirus fears make his head spin

There once was a man named Chris Hayes
Who spoke of a project in a daze
He said it’s so unique
He can’t even speak
$10 billion is the craze

There’s footage from Trump’s campaign out,
On social media it’s about,
In 2024 he’ll run,
For the race he’ll have fun,
But will he win, there’s some doubt.

There once was a VP so bright
Who joked about a White House so quiet
Before addressing the boast
Of Trump’s political post
In limericks, he took all the spotlight.

There once was a Late Show host quite astute,
Who found flaws in the logic to refute,
With humor and banter,
He’d make his point grander,
And his viewers would eagerly salute.

There once was a statement so sly,
Said anchor Erin Burnett, oh my!
It stood all alone,
Just a statement in tone,
A message that caught the eye.

There once was a man named Gorka,
Who said Trump in China faced no shocka,
He dismissed the idea,
That Trump could be in fear,
But some thought his view was a crocka.

There once were two leaders so bold,
Their differences starkly told,
On Iran and trade they clash,
Taiwan’s relationship a flash,
Their positions far apart, we’re told.

A senator from Maryland did boast
That the FBI director did toast
To taking a test
For alcohol’s zest
On Wednesday, the challenge was posed