There once was a plan, falling through,
Blamed on the developer, it’s true,
The Trump Organization cried foul,
As the project hit a wall,
Leaving them with no clue what to do.
There once was a staffer so fine,
In the president’s first administration they’d shine,
But now he’s a “Never Trumper”,
With Democrat support, quite the thumper,
In political battles, he’ll draw the line.
There once was a man named King,
Abusing his power was his thing,
Swindling investors with ease,
Took five million with ease,
Now facing the consequences life may bring.
There once was a man named Lu Jianwang
Convicted for illegal foreign tang
Destroyed text messages galore
From a Chinese handler’s lore
Now faces the consequences with a pang
There once was a man who would boast
Of his racist remarks he would toast
But his actions turned sour
As he faced the law’s power
Now in custody, he’s now a ghost
There once was a city quite windy,
Where eagles attempted to be plenty,
For a century no success,
In hatching, quite a mess,
But now hope for success is not scanty.
There once was a Speaker quite fine,
Reacting to comments asinine,
He did an ostrich pose,
To block out the woes,
From a president’s speech so malign.
There once was a waiver so grand,
Easing travel to a faraway land,
For the tournament ahead,
Some visitors were led,
Immigration requirements now less stringent and bland.
There once was a judge named Garnett
Sentencing Erik Fleming, no regret
In a courtroom in L.A.
His fate was sealed that day
For his crime, he would pay the debt.
There once was a leader named Trump,
Whose power began to slump,
Allies and foes,
Started to suppose,
His leverage was just a thump.