There once was a Court with much might,
In Alabama, districts in sight,
One Black seat they’ll erase,
Before the midterm race,
Leaving voters in quite a fight.
There once was an old lady so frail,
From Tucson she vanished, no trail.
Police believe she was forced,
From her home she was divorced,
On Jan. 31, against her will, they assail.
There once was a plan to expand,
To allow drilling on taxpayer land.
The goal was to boost,
Industry and produce,
But environmental concerns were fanned.
There once was a tour, quite a sensation,
Like a foodie trip during deprivation,
YouTube comments did say,
It was like the Great Depression display,
A culinary journey with no elation.
There once was a man named Kimmel
Whose gesture was quite the brimful
When Letterman did part
From the Late Show’s great heart
In 2015, the farewell was so hopeful
There once was a figure on tape,
Infrared video caught their escape.
Maintaining their gait,
Approaching the gate,
Jumping a fence, they made their own fate.
There once was a man who would scoff,
At Trump, saying he had dozed off.
His team called him dumb,
For the photo he’d drum,
But the man just continued to scoff.
There once were two cops from the south,
Whose reputations took a bad mouth,
In a thriller so real,
Their names did reveal,
Now they’re left with a bitter taste in their mouth.
A data guru had quite the scoop,
Predicting the Dems would regroup,
With redistricting fights,
And some GOP rights,
Their chances to win took a big swoop.
There once was a critic who said,
“Is this a joke? I feel misled!”
Another one chimed,
“Seems satirical, I find,
Perhaps The Onion link I’ve been fed.”