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There once was an astrophysicist
Who shed light on space critters, we gist
In a new book he wrote
Of what we should note
If they ever come calling, they persist

There once was a president bold
Who decided the pool should be gold
It caused quite a fuss
Among all of us
A decision some thought was quite cold

There once was a president in power
Blamed by many for a key issue this hour
As a poll found, it’s clear
Americans hold him dear
But his comment just added to the dour

There once was a man with a past,
Who at dinner joked and laughed so fast,
He said, “How come they didn’t lift me up?”
In the White House Rose Garden, he supped,
As the guests all had quite a blast.

There once was a commenter who zinged,
Laughing out loud, their humor would ring,
Added context they’d share,
With a witty flair,
In comments, their jests would take wing.

There once was a president bold,
Whose first lady’s complaint he unrolled.
It caused quite a stir,
With the media’s blur,
Their marriage looked less than gold.

There’s stuff heard in authoritarian lands,
Said a commenter, who firmly stands.
In these countries, you see,
Freedom’s not meant to be,
It’s a truth that many understand.

There once was a man so inclined,
To repeat his words many times,
The Late Show host found,
His speech quite profound,
But his message was rather confined.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who claimed “TDS” made people jump.
But it wasn’t a disease,
Just a term to appease,
For his critics, he’d always stump.

There once was a climb in U.S. prices,
Due to war causing energy rises.
Consumer wallets did flinch,
From the inflation pinch,
As costs soared to alarming sizes.