Many folks on social media did scoff,
At Kevin Hassett’s credit card spend-off,
They claimed it was wrong,
And didn’t belong,
To consumer confidence, they did knock.
There once was a GOP strategist bold
Who on “NewsNight” with Abby Phillip, we’re told
Blamed the Democrats with glee
For all that we see
In the video, quite a tale to unfold
There once was a mom named Thy Mitchell
She was hardworking and also quite skillful
With her children she’d play
But they were taken away
Leaving friends and family tearful.
There once was a man named Patel
Who clashed with Sheriff Nanos, oh hell
Amid accusations all around
About the FBI’s ground
Professional conduct in a shell
There once was a suspect so mean,
In Grand Rapids, he was not seen,
He killed a teen boy,
And a woman with no joy,
All because he was not on the team.
There once was a “View” host who would holler,
At the administration with great fervor,
Letting Americans sink,
After they finally got a drink,
Leaving them without a life preserver.
There once was a commerce secretary,
Whose ties to Epstein were quite scary.
He changed his account,
Of the years he’d surmount,
Now his reputation is quite wary.
There once was a man named Flores
In San Luis Obisbo they chose
To search his home well
In a murder they tell
Of a college student’s life that froze.
There once was a First Lady, you see,
Whose stand-up was not meant to be.
She made the crowd laugh,
With just one word on her behalf,
A bizarre attribution to her hubby.
There once was a star feeling bright,
Who waited till 36 for the light,
“Now I share this part,
Better late than never,” with heart,
Heroes and Nashville, shining with might.