There once was a lawyer named Sarah,
Who said it was wise to prepare,
For an outcome that’s bad,
Before the votes are all had,
In November, be ready, beware.
There once was a group of adults Hispanic,
Six in ten claimed their lives were cryptic.
Said they or someone they knew,
Was impacted by enforcement’s crew,
Their experiences were truly seismic.
There once were three comedians bold,
Who interviewed Trump, so I’m told.
Rogan, Schulz, and Von,
Got the scoop and moved on,
A unique election story to unfold.
There once was a maverick in media
Whose network brought news to the encyclopedia
With 24-hour coverage
He created a bonanza
And changed how we viewed the idea.
There once was a debate on TV
Mail voting had already begun, you see
For a primary election
Ending June 2, the selection
Was in the hands of voters, carefree
Criticism from all sides did reflect,
Across the political spectrum, unchecked,
From left to right, they all did dissect,
Their voices loud, nobody did reject,
In every direction, opinions intersected.
There once was a host of great wit
To the president, he gave a hit
For trauma-dumping, a feat
In front of kids so sweet
At the White House, a scene that was lit
There once was a man named Pritzker
Who noticed a change in the mixture
From day one of the race
In a fast-moving pace
For the 2024 presidential fixture
There once was a host late at night
Who heard what the president said with delight
To a group of children, so bold
The host’s eyes widened, all told
For the president’s words took flight
There once was a man named Newsom
Whose press office led with aplomb
In criticizing the son
Of Trump, they had won
With words sharp as a bomb