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There once was a president’s montage,
His words came back to haunt, a sabotage.
In speeches he’d boast,
But now it’s his ghost,
A lesson in history’s new page.

There once was a Late Show host quite daring
Who riffed on a moment worth sharing
From the defense secretary’s talk
In a press briefing squawk
A weird incident they were declaring

There once was a secretary of state,
Whose answer made critics berate,
They cringed at the sight,
And said it wasn’t right,
But her response sealed her fate.

There once was a woman named Trump
Whose daughter-in-law did not jump
She watched the event
With time well spent
In her eyes, there was no sign of a slump

A World Cup trip for Iran’s crew,
FIFA is the host, that is true,
“Not Mr. Trump or the U.S.A.!”
Iran FA boss Taj had to say,
Qualified and ready to pursue.

There once was a choice that was made
In Australian soccer it played
Pundits and fans in a rage
Their fury would not disengage
A decision that many dismayed

There once was a creature so brave,
Swam far in the choppy bay’s wave.
Despite being surrounded,
It still proudly bounded,
Going twice as far – surely it’s rave!

The Secretary of State said it’s absurd,
For Iran to control that key fjord.
How did that happen again?
It’s a major strain,
To have leaders with vision so blurred.

There once was a president bold,
Who favored a burger to hold,
But beef he did find,
With someone unkind,
Connected to the chain, so we’re told.

There once was a Gov in CA,
Who heard what the leader did say,
“MAGA wants to pause,
All election laws!”
But Newsom won’t let them sway.